Point/Counterpoint: Are Flavored Vodkas American?
“It’s delicious! *slap* It’s disgusting! *slap* IT’S DELICIOUS AND DISGUSTING *sobs*” ~Faye Dunaway The Americanness of most items is usually pretty straightforward and easy to discern. Shotguns?...
View ArticleA Rundown of Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Competition
“It’d take YOU a few weeks to do a write up too if you were recovering from a meat coma.” ~AFFotD’s Hot Dog Reporter July 4th was a day with one of the most American traditions we can think of. Well,...
View ArticleFive Ordinary Foods Made Needlessly Expensive With Edible Gold
“Yes, this burger is pretty tasty, but what it really needs is someone to shave flakes of yellow rock on it to make it obnoxiously expensive.” ~Obnoxious people For a species that used to feed itself...
View ArticleAmerica’s Strangest Alcohol-Infused Food Items
“Oh you son of a bitch.” ~Teetotalers We’ve Tricked Into Eating Alcoholic Food Around these parts, our staff has a potentially unhealthy infatuation with combining two of the most American forms of...
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